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An Expat calling Pizza Hut in Dubai
Operator: ' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...' Customer: 'Salam Ale koum, can I order..' Operator: 'Can I have your UAE identity card number please, Sir?' Customer: ' It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610' Operator: 'OK... you're... Mr Waleed from Syria and you're calling from Flat #402, Al Maskaan Building, Bur Dubai. Your home number is 04-3661231 04-3661231, your office number is 04-8852302 04-8852302 & your mobile number is 050-2665667 050-2665667. Where has the delivery to take place Sir?'
Customer: ' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator: ' We are connected to the system Sir' Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...' Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir' Customer: 'How come?' Operator :'According to our medical records - you went for your check up last week to Welcare Hospital & you ... Read more » |
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ ___ ____________ ___ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________ ___ ____________ ___ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________ ___ ____________ ___ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful ma ... Read more » |
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WHAT is it that's hard to break???
Diamonds are hard to find but not hard to Break. What is the hardest thing to break then?
The answer is: HABIT ! If you break the H, you still have A BIT .
If you break the A, you still have BIT. If you break the B, you still have IT! Hey, after you break the T in IT, there is still the 'I'. And that (I) is the root cause of all the problems. Isn’ t it right? Now you know why HABIT is so hard to break…. Its destiny is in its name! YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND...... MAKE IT SOMEONE ELSE'S TOO BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE |
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The recent tragedy of a young woman being kidnapped and eventually killed; after she had repeatedly given the kidnapper a wrong pin to her ATM card. If she knew the method below, she could have been saved. So I think it is important enough to let you know.
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
The ATM cognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber; the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on Fox TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists. |
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Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Quran like we treat our cell phone?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave it to kids as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled? What if we used it in case of emergency? This is something to make you go....hmm... where is my Quran? Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Quran being disconnected Makes you stop and think 'where are my priorities? And no dropped calls! |
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1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants. When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life...
2. Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our own. Because, the same sun melts butter, also hardens clay! Life is as we think, so think beautifully.
4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remain are just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.
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After people receive the blessings that they asked For, very few send back acknowledgments .'
'How does one acknowledge Allah's blessings?' I asked. 'Simple,' the angel answered. Just say, 'Thank you, Allah.' 'What blessings should they acknowledge?' I asked. 'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy .' 'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity.' Also ...... 'If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .' 'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation .. You are ahead of 700 mil ... Read more » |