When body was first made, all parts wanted to be the Boss. Brain said I because I decide.
Feet said us and so did the Heart Lungs, Hands, and Eyes.
Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss. All parts started laughing.
So Asshole went on strike, blocked itself, and refused to open. In a short time, Hands cranked, Eyes blurred, Ears emitted hot air, Brain got heavy, Heart and Lungs panicked... So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS ! MORAL of the story is: It doesn't matter how talented you are... Asshole can be ones (ur?) Boss!!
